THAT IS RIDICULOUS. I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO BE ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH THIS LIST. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME OH MY GOD CAPS LOCK.
In other news, this is my last day at work until January 4th (my “company” has a Use Them Or Lose Them vacation day “policy”, aka someone randomly decided to be a dick, so if I don’t take off I just won’t get those vacation days. Thanks “company”!) so I had better actually do some.