Have you ever been through a thorough patdown?
#t-t-t-t-t-t-touch me!
#or maybe I just have very squeezable breasts
The one where they take you to a curtained area and make you take off your shirt and squeeze your tits* because they believe you have explosives hidden in your bra? It’s fucking invasive, and I can’t believe they might be promoting that shit now.
*by a female officer. But still.
Heathrow is super fucking thorough with that stuff. I have never not been singled out for extra security when flying through there. They have always been extremely pleasant about it, but I guess I just have one of those red flag faces? I have actually had security wave me down from 50 feet away and tell me to come with them, over to a far lane.
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Heathrow is super fucking thorough with that stuff. I have never not been singled out for extra security when flying...
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